Hey everyone, I recently sold a short story, called The Catch to the prestigious horror magazine Shock Totem.
It should be out for publication in a few weeks, but you can see the announcement post with the author line up at:http://www.shocktotem.com/06/11/2012/announcing-shock-totem-5/
Hooray for writing!
The Armpit of Evil hit premium status on SW, meaning it’s now lined up to appear on a slew of new sites.
A whole lot more are on the way, too!
If you’ve read Armpit of Evil and liked it, spread the word by posting a review!
The Armpit of Evil is now on Amazon.com! Here’s a Link:
Here’s a little snippet from it as well:
“It won’t be easy,” Sprocket said. “And if you even think about escape he’ll have you thrown in the acid canal.”
“Thrown in the acid canal?” Sir Glorious didn’t like the sound of that.
“The Master sacrifices a lot of people to the canal At least one a week. To build up a death toll. No one wants to adventure in a dungeon if no one’s died in it,” Spocket said. “Us gnomes are safe because we’re skilled labor. And you yourself will probably be put to work mining. But your red haired friend, she’s another story.”
“You mean Thistle?”
“She’ll certainly be sacrificed to the river. Girl sacrifices are hard to find,” Sprocket said.
“Sacrifices are usually on Thursdays,” one of the other gnomes helpfully offered, before returning to his card game.
Glorious was shocked. “There is no time for sacrifices! The Citadel awaits!”